Mebron wears his Heat cap like a crown
some call him an Uncle Remus
they think it's such a shame
he never went to any college around.

Mebron,sure does make big money
but not enough to give much away
he doesn't really count it
would rather mount another trophy for display.

He was born a pauper all alone
around a New Years Eve
when Bulls fans started to believe,what had been conceived--
now Sodom has there own number "23"....

And he shall be MEbron
but will settle for Superman
the league's handpicked Saviour Son
pulled from a teenage wasteland
don't need to be forgiven
for bailing to Baba 'o Riley's clan...
he must win more than one(title).

MeBron sells his autographs in town
while some poor kids struggle to survive
probably eats some fast food every day
could surely buy up any of those dives--

But Baba,he wants to go back to L.A.
leave pri-madonna's far behind
could take the Clipper's and get them sailin'
while Sodom and her dream team slowlyn die--

He turned from a pauper to a pawn
on a July day,when the papers said the King had fled,
down to the Florida sun...
now he's having fun on Biscayne Bay...

And he shall be all brawn
but to the refs still a good man
cause the league wants another run
in some secret society plan
make a basketball dominion
converting die-hard 'Phin fans...
with those leaving 'Canes stadium.