Goodbye 2010
Such a bad year overall
Including BP’s Oil Spill
That ruined the whole Gulf

Talked about that Tiger Woods jerk
And how his balls were on display
“Jersey Shore” made me so ill
Orange skin replaced their brains

And it seems to me
That 2010
Was really kinda dim
Lindsay Lohan’s
In the hoosegow
For her drinking binge

The winner of “Who’s most rude"
This year’s Mel Gibson
“I deserve to be blown” he’ll roar
Insane or drunk on gin

Cleveland lost Lebron
Was such a jerk threw his last games
At the sport he once was a superstar
Now Ohio’s biggest shame

Conan’s career died
TBS brought him renewed
Most all people now hate Jay
Because of that Tonight Show feud

Was 2010
So full of strife?
Or am I just too thin-skinned?
Lady Gaga in her meat dress
Really made me sick
But now that the whole year’s through
The new one can begin
It’s time to push Ten out the door
And bring in Eleven

Goodbye, 2010
Charlie Sheen’s huge drunken brawl
Was just the frosting on the cake
Of a year full of gall

F*ck you, 2010
Both Justin Beiber and Ke$ha really blow
But that song “Pants on the Ground” made me smile
So, thank you old man on the show

And it seems to me you spent the year
Just trying to get me pissed
If you really want to know why just see this list
And if there were good things too
From my mind they slipped
“Scott Pilgrim” was a bad-ass film and so was “Inception”
But other than that this year sucked so bring on Eleven