I stuffed my face with rice stir-fried
Soy sauce blacks my chin
That’s beggin’ to be wiped by a white napkin
I ate Chinese so much my belly’s tight
Like Buddha's bulging waist
Indulged by appetite


Cause I simply can’t avoid the buffet line
Asian shrimp scampi tempts gluttons to dine
I know that taste it’s at the tip of my tongue
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I love KIKKOMAN
KIKKOMAN spicing up the plates of Egg Foo Young


Now I think I’m wanna have some Wonton soup
Hope the waitress brings a ladle and stoup
A pot of rice with an order of prawns
Oh yes yes yes with some KIKKOMAN
KIKKOMAN yumming up the plates of Beef Szechuan


Rice plates without a baste of soy sauce
Can be like eating starch
And stir fry veggies can taste like dried up moss
But I don’t plan on becoming that parched
I know a sauce that makes me gleek
It’s KIKKOMAN, It’s KIKKOMAN


And I think I’d like to drink a nice rice win
To wash down the Kung Pao chicken I’m try’n
I’m just a man who likes his tastebuds blown
So pour pour pour, pour the KIKKOMAN
KIKKOMAN turning up the taste of great Dim Sum


And I think I’d like to try some Peking Duck
The flavor I savor is making me cluck
I got the bill as I waddle on home
Ah-so, Ah-so, I like KIKKOMAN
KIKKOMAN filling up the booths of restaurants


And I think I’d like to drink a nice rice win
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And I think I’d like to drink a nice rice win
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