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Song Parodies -> "Taliban"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Taliban"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
I said my prayers last night
pre-flight
Zero Hour
Eight A.M.
And I'm going to die - ie
With the flight crew then
Osama's worth is such
I'd give my life
His cause we all embrace
Until we die we'll fight
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
Afghanistan's the place
We train the kids
To blow you all to hell
And the women we enslave them
If you dig
And our compliance
With the Mullah's plan
He rules the mob come hear him speak
A Taliban
Taliban
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
pre-flight
Zero Hour
Eight A.M.
And I'm going to die - ie
With the flight crew then
Osama's worth is such
I'd give my life
His cause we all embrace
Until we die we'll fight
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
Afghanistan's the place
We train the kids
To blow you all to hell
And the women we enslave them
If you dig
And our compliance
With the Mullah's plan
He rules the mob come hear him speak
A Taliban
Taliban
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
And I really cannot see that it's a crime
To bring down to the ground a big airline
A martyred man they'll think I am at home
I'm the Taliban
Taliban
Blaming all the Jews for ever long
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
Up in heaven all the virgins will be mine
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Hit the nail right on the head, and VERY cleaverly!
I'd be frightened, but Janet Napolitano has assured us that "The system worked". ;D
Well paced and topically scary. Some chorus variations would have enhanced, but 555.
pacing was way off
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