Hey Brett, you shoulda stayed retired
The spotlight sure was dimming
Shoulda left while flying higher
You really blew it bad this time
Went for the green
Bet you’ll crash down real hard in
The New York scene

Say, you Jets fans, can you picture Brett
Throwing his passes to your crappy Jets
Gonna be weird and not wonderful
Oh Brett’s now in the AFC
He’s got a tired arm, you know he’s lost his charm
And he’ll be playin’ on a lousy team
Ohhh
B-B-B-Brett Favre and the Jets

Hey Jets, your stock goes up in Vegas
I guess you’ve been blinded
But Brett must think he’s ageless
Will he survive, with your dismal O-line
He’d stand a better chance out in the streets
To find he’s wrong and outta time

Say, you Jets fans, can you picture Brett
Throwing his passes to your crappy Jets
Gonna be weird and not wonderful
Like Namath on the Rams once again
Can he still take a hit, you know he’ll stink like shit
I’ll watch the lowlights on ESPN
Ohhh
B-B-B-Brett Favre and the Jets

Bre-ett

Bre-ett

Brett Favre and the Jets

Bre-ett