Song Parodies -> "I'm Half Girl!"

Original Song Title:

"Island Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I'm Half Girl!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

For a Youtube listen to Elton John's OS of "Island" girl click HERE

Want see my teats flash? I'm makin' money so sweet.
Soon be "exing" dong; tradin' in some meat.
I'm a big girl, add-a-dic-to-my,
Makin' flicks for porno trans-industry.

I'm half girl!
I'm not something from your average world.
I'm half girl!
Bi-boys want me like a diamond pearl,
Thee doctor gave me such a rack so boss,
He's gonna fit me with a pad-a-moss,
I'm half girl! I'm half girl! I'm half girl-irl-irl-irl!
There is nothing wanting in thee stud boy world.

(Bridge)

Let me pet your squirrel, I do thee trick for hire,
When I grab three million point two, then I can retire.
You feel me half gal latch on to me tube steak,
Oh ho, I am half mon, just half 'ay' john, whose out for thee take.

I'm half girl!
What um wantin' is 'ay' wide bank roll.
I'm half girl!
Bi-boys want me 'cause me be half girl,
Let me help you wid dee jacket, boss.
You want to take me, but it gonna cost.
I'm half girl! I'm half girl! I'm half girl-irl-irl-irl!
Tell me if you want me for 'ay' mind blown twirl.

(Piano Solo Interlude)

I'm half girl!
But I used to live in 'ay' mon's world.
I'm half girl!
Slack boys want to give me world a twirl.
He want to take me for a snack 'n' toss,
Well, he can take me but it gonna cost.
I'm half girl! I'm half girl! I'm half girl-irl-irl-irl!
I'm so glad you're wantin' play dis half mon world.
I'm so glad you're wantin' play dis half mon,
I'm so glad you're wantin' play dis half man...

(Piano Conclude)

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alvin - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment

love the boss / moss rhyme...this is great...my fave of the day

AFW - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment

This ain't half bad...

Guy - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Alvin - Thought you were a northerner - moss always grows on the north side of the tree.

AFW - An understatement to say the least. Indeed one half ain't bad...

To the two unknown voters - thanks but I would have appreciated a comment more. But glad you approved by the indication of your vote(s).

MrMacphisto - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment

LMAO! Hilarious! Best of the day, and one of the funniest I've read in a while...

John Jenkins - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Well done, Guy. I think you have mastered this original song.

McKludge - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Never heard the phrase "snack 'n' toss" before, but I'm pretty sure I know what it means.

Peregrin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Good one Guy, I believe Ronaldo had this experience lately.

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