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Song Parodies -> "Soccermom"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Soccermom"
Parody Written by:
Chris Skurkey
The Lyrics
Thinking that either a soccer mom will be on her cell, a long, long time before she runs out of minutes, or the fact that she is busy loving her kids and doing everything she can for them to succeed, that she buries her own needs and the that it will be a long long time before the empty nest and time to rest
She packed the lunches last night pre-flight
Zero hour eight a.m.
And the kids gotta be on Ritalin by then
She'll miss time alone so much , a frantic life
No staring out in space
Such an active wife
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Missing that touchdown, She's gotta be on her cellphone
Oh no no no she's a soccermom
Gotta run eight errands before she gets on home
Cars from place to place to take her kids
No time to herself
And there’s no one else to take them but she did
Those forced smiles, don't remember when
It wasn't her job eight days a week
A soccermom, A soccermom
Zero hour eight a.m.
And the kids gotta be on Ritalin by then
She'll miss time alone so much , a frantic life
No staring out in space
Such an active wife
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Missing that touchdown, She's gotta be on her cellphone
Oh no no no she's a soccermom
Gotta run eight errands before she gets on home
Cars from place to place to take her kids
No time to herself
And there’s no one else to take them but she did
Those forced smiles, don't remember when
It wasn't her job eight days a week
A soccermom, A soccermom
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