Song Parodies -> "Robot Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Robot Man"

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The Lyrics

Finally, my Elton/"Star Wars" parody. Now that we've seen Episode III, and we know that the biggest badass in the galaxy that was saw in Episodes IV & V is really just a stunted teenager with too much power, and is really pathetic, I think this is appropriate... even if he isn't all robot.

He hacked my legs last night, left-right.
Zero chance I'll walk again.
My temperature is high...
Thank you, Obi-Wan!

I miss Yoda so much.
I miss my wife.
It's lonely out in space
in such an evil life.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'til my son brings me back around again to find
I'm not the man I should have been at all.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm a robot man!
Robot man!
Burning up a world like Alderaan!

Tatooine is no place to raise a kid.
I know, it's hot as hell!
And there's no one who can teach the Force.
Old Ben did?

And all this goodness, I don't understand.
I guess, in me, the Force was weak.
A robot man, Emperor's man.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'til my son brings me back around again to find
I'm not the man I should have been at all.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm a robot man!
Robot man!
Burning up a world like Alderaan!

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time...
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time...
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time...
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time...
(repeat 'til fade)

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