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Song Parodies -> "Hockey Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Hockey Fan"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
They're set to melt the ice - tonight
Even Gretzky's - talks got stuck
Kiss the season good-bi-iii-hye
They don't GIVE a puck
I'll miss the Cup so much
I miss the fights
I miss the octopi
On all those mi-iii-indless nights
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till both sides PULL their heads from their be-hinds
I'm not a man who likes when rich guys moan
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Burned because my '05 season's gone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until Oc- tober comes I'll lose my mind
I'm not a man who spends his nights at home
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Stuck with figure skating - all alone
Bars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
But home is dull as hell
Wish I hadn't shot - our - TV
But I did
And no, this lockout - I don't understand
So I get drunk five days a week
A hockey fa-a-aaa-han
Hockey fan
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touchdowns mean a thing or baseball's fine
I'm not a man who's got a roundball bone
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Stuck with Disney-on-Ice - all alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until we're through with hearing tough guys whine
I'm not a man who cares when athletes groan
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Stick-check Gary Bettman's neutral zone!
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think I'm gonna be a locked-out guy
And I think I'm gonna be a LOCKED-out guy
And I think they're makin' me a LOCKED-out guy
And I think they're makin' me a LOCKED-out guy
Even Gretzky's - talks got stuck
Kiss the season good-bi-iii-hye
They don't GIVE a puck
I'll miss the Cup so much
I miss the fights
I miss the octopi
On all those mi-iii-indless nights
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till both sides PULL their heads from their be-hinds
I'm not a man who likes when rich guys moan
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Burned because my '05 season's gone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until Oc- tober comes I'll lose my mind
I'm not a man who spends his nights at home
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Stuck with figure skating - all alone
Bars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
But home is dull as hell
Wish I hadn't shot - our - TV
But I did
And no, this lockout - I don't understand
So I get drunk five days a week
A hockey fa-a-aaa-han
Hockey fan
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touchdowns mean a thing or baseball's fine
I'm not a man who's got a roundball bone
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Stuck with Disney-on-Ice - all alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Until we're through with hearing tough guys whine
I'm not a man who cares when athletes groan
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan
Hockey fan!
Stick-check Gary Bettman's neutral zone!
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think I'm gonna be a locked-out guy
And I think I'm gonna be a LOCKED-out guy
And I think they're makin' me a LOCKED-out guy
And I think they're makin' me a LOCKED-out guy
Copyright 2005+ Don't Let Sir John Go Down on Me
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For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
5s for this no-05-season song.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til any other AmiRighters climb
The talent-mountain whose sum-mit Spaff owns
Hee-hee ho-ho
He's THE MIGHTY SPAFF
MIGHTY SPAFF
Burnin' out his muse's pheromones
'Til any other AmiRighters climb
The talent-mountain whose sum-mit Spaff owns
Hee-hee ho-ho
He's THE MIGHTY SPAFF
MIGHTY SPAFF
Burnin' out his muse's pheromones
Good job, Spaff. Good ridance, hockey.
For Weird Al so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Spaff, that whosoever readeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting guffaws.
Don't worry, it's almost steroid season, er, baseball season.
Ooh, what a hockey fan he was....excellent
Hockey player, what's the matter?
You only want to play YOUR way.
Excellent Spaff. I'd quote half the song, but in the interest of keeping it brief, here's me absolute fave stanza:
"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touchdowns mean a thing or baseball's fine
I'm not a man who's got a roundball bone
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan"
You only want to play YOUR way.
Excellent Spaff. I'd quote half the song, but in the interest of keeping it brief, here's me absolute fave stanza:
"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touchdowns mean a thing or baseball's fine
I'm not a man who's got a roundball bone
Oh no no no
I'm a hockey fan"
It is hard to relate to rich guys moaning. Excellent parody. The touchdown line and the stick check line were my two faves.
Now, we just have to listen to Shatner perform it. 5s.
Spaff: Five Tim Horton's donuts. Johnny: As Billy Crystal would say (see "City Slickers"), you've got a half-track mind, you know that? Scathe: So what sport do YOU like, figure skating? Golf? Wait, I said "sport." Claude: That was an absolutely horrible pun. You should be ashamed of yourself. But you're not! Charlie: Why not? Shatner is from the REAL Hockeytown, Montreal.
this one throbs with passion...excellent work...5s
Two minutes for leaving the bench to laugh in private, since this NHL crap is no laughing matter..Not your all-time best work, but great none-the-less. 555
Ugh! I couldn't agree more about those whining babies, good hell. But my husband is really quite sad, because he LOVES hockey. Fan-frickity-tastic job here!
y'know Spaff - ya talk the talk - but aint it time ya walked the walk ?
ya complain about Disney on Ice, but what about Shakespeare on Ice - or Esther On Ice?
you're the man to do it - we're all behind you - until then, keep the parodies up - 555
ya complain about Disney on Ice, but what about Shakespeare on Ice - or Esther On Ice?
you're the man to do it - we're all behind you - until then, keep the parodies up - 555
Husband? Ash, I was under the impression that you were, like, you know, 16 or something! And after I poured my guts out in that tribute parody... Well, I guess it's back to Colorado, or Wyoming, or Nebraska, or wherever what's-her-name the elf lives...
You've got my sympathy, but I got the best ever Swedish playoffs going as we speak... :-)
LOL!!!! THis is awesome, lovet he OS love this parody! 555!
You've lost that hockey season
Whoa-oh that hockey season
You've lost that HOCKey season
Now it's gone gone gone
Belated thanks, Johnglebarry & Johnny DD (heh heh) & Scathe & The Gospel Apparently According to Me & Steve K & C4P & Looney 2nz & Johnkins & Sgt Decker & scholar rhodes & Wapner (yeah, it's no "Anal Vice") & Sister Kicksass & Stuartiste (how 'bout Riunite on Ice?) & Peterchyd & Local Celebrity!
Michaelopedia: Could you be confusing "Ash" with "Ashkicksass"? And did you really write a flirt parody to someone you thought was 16? What's next - baby dangling? Heh heh.
Whoa-oh that hockey season
You've lost that HOCKey season
Now it's gone gone gone
Belated thanks, Johnglebarry & Johnny DD (heh heh) & Scathe & The Gospel Apparently According to Me & Steve K & C4P & Looney 2nz & Johnkins & Sgt Decker & scholar rhodes & Wapner (yeah, it's no "Anal Vice") & Sister Kicksass & Stuartiste (how 'bout Riunite on Ice?) & Peterchyd & Local Celebrity!
Michaelopedia: Could you be confusing "Ash" with "Ashkicksass"? And did you really write a flirt parody to someone you thought was 16? What's next - baby dangling? Heh heh.
Oooh!! "the loven felling" parody is just as good as the Elton Jhon one!
Thanx, Spoof-Man. Next time they cancel the NHL season, I'm all over it.
Your welcome Spaff,
I think
the Righteous Brothers/hocky fans would love it
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