I found a site called AmIRight
While on the internet
And I couldn't believe all the folks I met
The talent of these few just blew my mind
I felt like I was home
And they were so nice and kind

But there's one who really stood out from the crowd
On his parodies I cheer so loud
We've become buddies on this great website
Oh oh oh oh it's the Cookie-man
Cookie-man writin all his songs so we can vote

I love his song about his checks bouncin'
and one about Ho-Ho's
And "Gotta Pee," it hit right home
Of course my favorite is "Ashkicksass Can"
But every one of them is great
That Cookie-Man, a Cookie-Man


Yes he's one who really stands out from the crowd
On his parodies I cheer so loud
We've become buddies on this great website
Oh oh oh oh it's the Cookie-man
Cookie-man writin all his songs so we can vote

And I think he'll be around a long long time...