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Song Parodies -> "Rotten Bastard"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Rotten Bastard"

Parody Written by:

Democracy Defender

The Lyrics

When I saw (Jeff Lynne's) ELO last year 'Evil Woman' was the first song played and the clay fire pots, video screen effects, lights - WOW, baby! Wow! And it only got better from there. This parody is an evil excuse for a man.
You are an S.M.F.
But them broken dreams have got to end

You fascist, you got the blues
'Cause you ain't got no one else to use
There's a big highway that leads to hell
So just pick out your favorite jail cell
There's a space in your head where the crap fills up
You took the White House, abused office
Ha ha fascist, it's a crying shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame

Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard
Your 3rd wife, she is pregnant
Go to a slut, get your ass spanked
Brag about abusing women, but you're such a wimp
You talking stupid trash like a simp
Ha ha traitor what you gonna do
You disgraced America forever more
It's so good that you're feeling pain
But you better get your ass on board the very next plane

Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard (you're an evil bastard), evil bastard

(Hey hey hey hey)

(Hey hey hey hey)

(Hey hey hey)

(*DISTORTED VIOLIN BREAK*)

Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard (you're an evil bastard), evil bastard
Rotten bastard how you done us wrong
Now you're tryin' to wail a different song
Ha ha, funny you went to the bunker
You made the bed, now you lie in it!
You've been runnin' to the Russ-i-ans
Inciting violence from your hooligans
Ha ha, very nice to know
That you ain't got no place left to go
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard (you're an evil bastard), evil bastard
Rotten bastard
Rotten bastard (you're an evil bastard), evil bastard
(Such an evil bastard) evil bastard
(You're an evil bastard) evil bastard

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