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Song Parodies -> "Burned The Scones"
Original Song Title:
"Turn To Stone"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Electric Light Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Burned The Scones"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
recently, my brother & I have gotten into baking scones. a kind of "sweet" biscuit-type treat, from britain. fortunately, this song has yet to happen to us! please enjoy!
my $#!^^y timer didn't ring
(my breakfast is no more)
and so, I think I need a drink
burned 'em, burned 'em, burned 'em
disappointment enters my mind
(I didn't even get a bite)
waiting for the smoke to clear out
(of my blue home)
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
they look like embers on this night
(a fire that nearly blazed the house)
still glowing, and charred, it ain't right
burning, burning, burning
my tasty sweets have burned away
(and I'm feeling like such a louse)
still want this smoke to clear, today
(from my blue home)
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Yes, I Burned All The Scones
And The Smoke Fills My Home
See, I Was Home Alone
And Thought I'd Bake Some Scones
I Was Gone For Too Long
And I Smelled Something Wrong
'Twas The Burning, The Burning
The Burning Of Scones
the smoke is clearing after all
(it's drifting to the hall)
the smell of what would've been scones
burning, burning, burning
and while I sit here, shouting "bleeps!"
(smell of burnt scones fills up my home)
the smoke detector starts to beep
(in my blue home)
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
(my breakfast is no more)
and so, I think I need a drink
burned 'em, burned 'em, burned 'em
disappointment enters my mind
(I didn't even get a bite)
waiting for the smoke to clear out
(of my blue home)
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
they look like embers on this night
(a fire that nearly blazed the house)
still glowing, and charred, it ain't right
burning, burning, burning
my tasty sweets have burned away
(and I'm feeling like such a louse)
still want this smoke to clear, today
(from my blue home)
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Yes, I Burned All The Scones
And The Smoke Fills My Home
See, I Was Home Alone
And Thought I'd Bake Some Scones
I Was Gone For Too Long
And I Smelled Something Wrong
'Twas The Burning, The Burning
The Burning Of Scones
the smoke is clearing after all
(it's drifting to the hall)
the smell of what would've been scones
burning, burning, burning
and while I sit here, shouting "bleeps!"
(smell of burnt scones fills up my home)
the smoke detector starts to beep
(in my blue home)
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
I Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
Burned The Scones, Looks Like Tea Alone
It Went All Wrong
Burned The Scones And Now They're Gone
I Burned The Scones
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Do you ever stop eating? Gluttony is a sin, ya know?
My brother and I used to have scones at a Chinese buffet growing up. It closed in the '90s. God, I haven't had a scone for about a decade or more! 555 hunger pains!
I prefer crescent rolls anyway, but either way they both suck if they are burnt. A little more variety in the writing would have made this Great, but it's still a 555 to me.
? - yes, I stop every so often for my workout regimen (push-ups/squats/weightlifting) so, watch it! (or what? I'll punch my monitor?) furthermore, every month or so, my brother & I go on a fast, meaning that we don't eat at all, for a day!
Rob - thanks, mate! if you're into cooking, you might try to make your own scones. they're delicious! I particularly like lemon-blueberry ones!
Agrimorfee - Thank You Very Much!
Rob - thanks, mate! if you're into cooking, you might try to make your own scones. they're delicious! I particularly like lemon-blueberry ones!
Agrimorfee - Thank You Very Much!
Couldn't remember the original well so I youtubed it and read along -- excellent syllable count, very smooth. Nice job!
Well paced. You know what--just by them. It's easier that way. I'm a terrible cook so I can relate.
^ Thank You, Claude & Dave! :)
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