Durian stashed in the hull of a plane
They forbid it
Knowin' this fruit ain't immune to some ripenin'
It's tragic

'Cause oooh, the aroma's diiiire
It's so smelly, ohhh---worse than burnt tire! Baby!
It's a stinky thing
It's unbearable to your nose
Follow this one thing
Please don't spill its pulp on your clothes

It makes ya go BLEAUGHHH!
Gag!

Ain't a stinkweed, though it's hard to believe,
In the worst way--(it's ghastly, no jive)
Now shave off its rind, they say it tastes sublime,
Still I must say---(I spot it, like vomit!)

Now oooh, it's much to admire
Will you try it, will you eat it? ooh-eee! Oh, an odor of fire, baby!
It's a stinky thing!
Like a son of Pepe LePew's
A subjective thing--
I would rather inhale your shoes!

Please take it all back!
I will not snack! Hey!

Now don't ask me why, but it's revered by some Thais
It's "The Fruit King"! (they think it divine!)
A host that I know, "Bizarre Foods" TV show
He could not eat! (He skipped it! Won't take it!)

Now oooh, durian does inspire (I'm a poet, and I know it)
Oooh, eeeh---oh, comedy writers, baby!
What a stinky thing!
What a weird kind of fruit to choose
An emetic thing
It makes some have their lunch to lose
It's a stinky thing
Would you like to try fresh-squeezed juice?
It's a stinky thing...