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Song Parodies -> "Love Blows Now My Hose Rarely Grows"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"
Original Performer:
Edison Lighthouse
Parody Song Title:
"Love Blows Now My Hose Rarely Grows"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
Impotency, mans worst nightmare
I ain't got no honey
My hose been actin' funny
My pair been kinda mild and meek
And so love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
He's been kinda lazy
And teasin' me like crazy
My love life's in mis-e-ry
And so love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
There's something about my hand holding mine
Though the feeling is fine
But my lust lost it's way
I'm really locked in radical hell
When I'm jerkin' it well
And it just fades away
I'm a touchy fella
But I just gotta spell out
That my fun's just his-to-ry
Because love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
There's something about my hand holding mine
Though the feeling is fine
But my lust lost it's way
I'm really locked in radical hell
When I'm jerkin' it well
And it just fades away
I'm a touchy fella
But I just gotta spell out
That my fun's just his-to-ry
Because love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
It stops growin' everytime it needs showin'
My buddy froze on me
I can't get him, forever regrettin'
My buddy froze on me
My hose been actin' funny
My pair been kinda mild and meek
And so love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
He's been kinda lazy
And teasin' me like crazy
My love life's in mis-e-ry
And so love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
There's something about my hand holding mine
Though the feeling is fine
But my lust lost it's way
I'm really locked in radical hell
When I'm jerkin' it well
And it just fades away
I'm a touchy fella
But I just gotta spell out
That my fun's just his-to-ry
Because love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
There's something about my hand holding mine
Though the feeling is fine
But my lust lost it's way
I'm really locked in radical hell
When I'm jerkin' it well
And it just fades away
I'm a touchy fella
But I just gotta spell out
That my fun's just his-to-ry
Because love blows now my hose rarely grows
And my buddy froze on me
It stops growin' everytime it needs showin'
My buddy froze on me
I can't get him, forever regrettin'
My buddy froze on me
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Well, Randy, join the club -- Club Viag that is. My ED situation arose (badoom BOOM) as a result of prostate removal surgery; the devastating emotional effects of which are addressed in my Elvis parody, "Blue Steel Pill" (which is in my index) .... As for your situation, half a tab of Vitamin V should suffice; don't take a full tab as the side effects will put your @ss on the floor. There are good reasons you're only allowed to take these pills three times a week
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