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Song Parodies -> "Bastinado"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Bastinado"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Bastinado (also known as falaka) is a form of corporal punishment that involves whipping or caning the soles of the feet. Historically it was used in many places as a punishment for crimes, and there are still reports of it happening today. However, there are a few people who actually like having their feet whipped in a consensual (kink) setting…
Bastinado sure ain’t a treat for the senses
Should have known your offenses would come at a price
Oh you’re a bad one, but we know you’re punishment’s coming
There’s no way of numbing this pain, sure isn’t nice

Better hope it’s not a thick rod, boy
That’d do way too much damage
You know a knotted cord is probably your best bet
Now you won’t feel much like walking
But I know that you can manage
Still the pain’s far worse than any scar you’d get

Bastinado, can you believe some people like it
Their foot when you strike it, it makes them get off
That’s kinky, so kinky, but you aren’t one of those, are you?
It probably won’t scar you but you still shouldn’t scoff

‘Cause your feet will sting to a great extreme
Each time that thing hits, you’re gonna scream
You’ll want to lay in bed many a day
And many call this practice cruel
I think so too, but them’s the rules
Okay?

Bastinado is an assault to the senses
Better stop your offenses after today
Now you have felt it, and it is not worth repeating
If you don’t want no more feet-beating
(Want no more feet-beating)
If you don’t want no more feet-beating
Then don’t go astray

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