Song Parodies -> "ShamWow"

Original Song Title:

"Moskau"

Original Performer:

"ShamWow"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

WOW. This is like my first parody in ages. Well, it's a disco ode to the faulty product that sparked an internet boom. None other than the ShamWow. OS: YouTube: Moskau (English Version).

ShamWow, king of Vince Shlomi's scams
Became a YouTube fad
Oft watched online

ShamWow, not like a tow'l, you know
House, RV, car or boat
Won't soak up wine

And every time, time, time that you use it
Yes, every time, time, time, it rips up!
And you should get a refund, your cash back
Will I say wow each time? I say NO!
HEY HEY HEY HEY!

ShamWow, ShamWow
Throw your glasses at the wall
This won't soak it up at all
No no no no no, HEY!
ShamWow, ShamWow
Throw it at a heap of muck
Will do nothing, what the buck?!
What what what what what, HEY!

ShamWow, ShamWow
Guy who sold it said it's strong
"Germans make good stuff"? He's wrong!
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!
ShamWow, ShamWow
Try it out yourself and then
You'll buy moist towelettes again
Ahahahaha! HEY!

(Sung by Vince while he does a goofy cossack dance)
ShamWow....
You'll be saying wow wow wow!
I will sell it to you now!
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!
ShamWow, (ShamWow)
Divers use it as a tow'l
Saves you money, what great pow'r
Ahahahaha!

Ooooh... oh-oh-oooooh, oooooooh...
Oh-oh-oooooh, oooooooh...
Oh-oh-ooooooooooooooooh.....
SHAMWOW! SHAMWOW!

ShamWow, ShamWow
Take the receipt in your arms
Shove it up Vince Shlomi's arse
Ohohohoho, HEY!
ShamWow, ShamWow
You will make him understand
ShamWows are illegal scams,
AHAHAHAHA!

ShamWow..... ShamWow.....

And then we'll fight, fight, fight, blood and bruises
I'll show him that such scamming is wrong
Then on the net, net, net, there'll be laughter
Cause I dispatched my old scamming foe!
HEY HEY HEY HEY!

ShamWow, ShamWow,
Threw the scammer at the wall
Broke it down, he had a fall
Oh oh oh oh oh, YEAH!
ShamWow, ShamWow
He won't live to make SlapChop
Cause I kicked him in the crock
AHAHAHAHA! HEY!

(Sung while doing another goofy cossack dance)
ShamWow, ShamWow
Billy Mays will have a cow
It ripped off his Zorbeez tow'l
HOHOHOHOHO, HEY!
ShamWow, ShamWow,
Now that Vince's scam proved sin
Billy Mays will live again
HAHAHAHAHA! HEY!

This parody is copyright of DJ Blaze, 2010. ShamWow is a registered trademark of Vince Shlomi.

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stephen Harrington - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Very good, 555. Since I don't watch alot of TV(or much Youtube), I looked up alittle of info on it. :)

Christie Marie M - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Nice to see you writing again! This took me by surprise! I listened to this OS the first time and loved it because it reminds me of Boney M's "Rasputin". I'm a fan of Russian based discos. I was going to get ShamWow online, but I figured there's no need for it, so it's a good thing I don't own one. This would also make a great jingle for the product. Great job and wiping 555 stains on this one!

Matthias - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Your parody writing techniques make me say "Wow!" every time... The ScamNow however doesn't...

Jonathan S. - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Interesting and good choice of OS. Bang-on pacing and wonderfully funny. 555

SamuraiMaster - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Look who it is!... Yeah I need to update more too. I updated a couple weeks ago, but no one really paid any attention lolGood parody as always my friend.

Andria - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Great to see you back, DJ Blaze... I've been way over my head with work and my birthday (yesterday!) that I haven't been around much except to vote in the contests I enter. Great parody here, and the Sham-Wow is an overpriced piece of crap. You can buy a package of Rags in a Box and a microfiber chamois for about the price of ordering a Sham-Wow and all that comes with it plus shipping and handling over an infomercial. 5s. (just started listening to Dschinghis Khan after I found a couple of their CDs in the dumpster, they're GREAT).

DJ Blaze - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks to Step-Chan, Christie, Matthias, Johnathan S, SamuraiMaster, and Andria. I thought this was pretty good for a comeback parody.

Abbott Skelding - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM: Excellent work! Billy Mays FOREVER!! lol, 555 all the way.

Mark Scotti - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM Wasn't that originally done by Sham 'The Scam" and the Ripoffs? LOL

Peter Andersson - June 20, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40735.0

bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment

(SOTM) An interesting song to parody, but I'm afraid the subject just flew over my head. I rarely watch TV anymore, I never pay attention to the ads anyway, and I haven't heard of this particular meme. Paced well, and it did have some funny bits, so I think it's worth 555 even though I have little idea what it's on about.

Below Average Dave - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Didn't this dude get arrested??? Ah--not a bad parody Blaze, wasn't a favorite, but this topic was overdue, so great job

Dylan Baranski - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment

You'll be saying "WOW!" every time you read this parody! It's like a lampoon, it's like a satire, it's like a spoof! A regular parody doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry! This is for your house, your office, your hotel room, your RV! The ShamWow parody holds 20 times its weight in liquid. Look at this, it just makes you laugh! Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess! You wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine. Made on AmIRight, you know AmIRight always makes good stuff!

DJ Blaze - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment

The ShamWow parody is made of 100% satirical writing and was written by DJ Blaze. Beware of Dschinghis Khan imitators!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.