(instrumental intro)

I'd been in the right place
But it must'a been the wrong time
I'd ordered the right drink
But I must'a used the wrong line

I'd been with my twin, Barb
Been drinking 'em left and right
My head in a bad place
Wonderin' what it's good for

I'd been in the right place
But it must'a been the wrong time
My head in a good place
We're having such a fun time

I've been throwing up, hangover still in my head
Mom is freakin' out, said, "Booze before press, what a mess!
And just like your dad, you twins may need brain surgery!
Stay away from drunkard friends and don't use someone's ID!"

I'd been in the wrong place
But it must'a been the right time
I'd been in the right place
But it must'a been the wrong time

I'd been in the right mood
But it seems it was the wrong booze
Livin' in the right world
But it seems I'm always wrong, wrong, wrong...

(instrumental break)

Sipping Smirnoff, some Bacardi,
Drank Buds, sneaking, hiding from cops
See my hand shaking with every cop I meet
Drunken stupor is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go, to get us outta here?

I'd been in the right place
But it must'a been the wrong time
I'd ordered the right booze
But I must'a used the wrong line

Yes, I took the right road
But I must have took a wrong turn
Would have made the right move
But I made it at the wrong time

I'd ordered the right booze
But the bartender was amused
My head in a good place
And I wonder what it's bad for

I'd been in the right mood
But it seems it was the wrong booze
Livin' in the right world
But it seems I'm always wrong
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