When you're in love with a big-headed milkman,
It can be hard to understand,
He struts around town, bottles in hand,
When you're in love with a big-headed milkman.

'Cause milkman, oh milkman, thinks he's so fine,
With his uniform and cap, he walks the line,
But you just want milk, not a show so divine,
When you're in love with a big-headed milkman.

He delivers at dawn, with a wink and a grin,
Thinks he's the cream of the crop, it's a sin,
But all you want is dairy, not a milkman's spin,
When you're in love with a big-headed milkman.

'Cause milkman, oh milkman, full of self-esteem,
Leaves notes on the door, like it's a dream,
But you just need your dairy, it seems,
When you're in love with a big-headed milkman.

So milkman, oh milkman, it's time to be plain,
Leave the milk and move on, don't cause more strain,
You just want your dairy, it's not a game,
When you're in love with a big-headed milkman.