Well they're different shapes and sizes, and they're full of surprises
You never know when they will go!
Gonna go through your bladder with a special tool and grab her
And drag it out of places unknown.

And when a big one gets stuck, my friend you're outta luck
Cause now it's interrupting your flow
And you're screaming bloody murder when it's stuck in your ureter, cause you're tryin to pass a kidney stone

(kidney stone)
They say it happens more often when you're older
(kidney stone)
Who gives a shit, I'm tryin to pee a boulder!
(kidney stone)
Screaming curse words at the top of my lungs! Cause I'm tryin to pass a kidney stone.

(kidney stone)
Doctor Waterman says he wants to smash it.
(kidney stone)
Into pieces so it's easier to pass it.
(kidney stone)
Put me out now! I'm reelin in pain cause I'm tryin to pass a kidney stone.

When your urine's runnin' red and you're wishin' you were dead
Cause the pain drops you right to your knees.
And you dream about a time when your flow was just fine
When you'd produce about a pint when you peed.

But now the burnin' in your back is your urinary tract
The pain and pressure makin' you moan.
Cause your meds ain't workin so your butt starts twerkin' cause you're tryin to pass a kidney stone.

(kidney stone)
They say it happens more often when your older
(kidney stone)
Who gives a shit, I'm tryin to pee a boulder!
(kidney stone)
Screaming curse words at the top of my lungs! Cause I'm tryin' to pass a kidney stone.

(kidney stone)
Doc I'm feelin woozy, I'm a little tipsy
(kidney stone)
Come on Doc! Let's start this Lithotripsy!
(kidney stone)
Knock me out I'm a feelin' the pain cause I'm tryin to pass a kidney stone.

I'm a tryin' to pass a kidney stone!
I'm a tryin' to pass a kidney stone!