Sittin' here, hopin' my nose stops runnin'
Hopin' that it ain't gonna pour
Walked over to get a tissue, went an'
Left a trail of slime 'cross the floor

Lookin' for a snot rag - needin' some cleanin'
I need a snot rag - needin' a wipe
I want a snot rag baby it's streamin'
Gotta have a snot rag
Gotta blow my nose tonight
I need snot rag
I want a snot rag
I need snot rag

Lookin' for a doofus to stem the mucus
Don't want another nostril to spout
Wanna find the loo 'cus I don't like to cuss
Wanna clear my sinuses out

Gotta have a snot rag else I'll be screamin'
I need a snot rag wipin' this shite
I want a snot rag dripping all evenin'
Gotta have a snot rag
Gotta blow my nose tonight
I need snot rag
Snot ra-a-ag
Lookin' for snot rag

Snot, snot, snot, snot ra-ag
Snot, snot, snot
Snot, snot, snot, snot ra-ag
Snot, snot, snot

Where's that snot rag baby I'm gripin'
I need a snot rag baby alright
Gimme a snot rag 'cause it needs wipin'
Got a green moustache, I
Gotta wipe this nose tonight
I need snot rag
Lookin' for snot rag
Gotta have a snot rag

Sittin' here drippin' my nose out, lately
Sittin' here drippin a lot
I ask you is that sweat upon you, baby
But then you say to me, no it's snot

Shoulda got a snot rag for me this evenin'
So get a snot rag for me tonight
I need a snot rag if you wanna try breedin'
Gimme a snot rag baby
'Snot what I need tonight

Snot rag
Needin' some cleanin'
I need a snot rag - needin' a wipe
Yes, yes, I want a snot rag wanna try breedin'
I want a snot rag baby tonight
Yes, yes, yes now! Snot rag, baby
I need a snot rag baby tonight
I want a snot rag baby it's streamin'
Snot rag baby
Got to I blow my nose tonight