Song Parodies -> "I Feel Scum"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Love"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I Feel Scum"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The things you do for a friend...this is based on the 12" version, BTW.

Ooh-ooh
This ain't good, don't feel good
I've been duped, I'm a dupe
Don't feel good
Ooh-ooh
This is gross, why'd I go
And say "Okay"? This blows
It's so gross
Ooh-ooh
I feel scum, icky scum
Sense of touch hates me cause
I feel scum

I feel scum
I feel scum

Ooh-ooh (ooh)
You asked me "Can you reach
Down in these sewers, please?"
I agreed
Ooh-ooh (ooh)
On my knees, I can't see
Your damn keys, all I see
Is the green
Ooh-ooh (ooh)
Of the scum, awful touch
Little fuzz, lost my lunch
Thanks to scum

I feel scum
I feel scum
I feel scum
I feel scum

Ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh)
Man, are you sure that you
Dropped your Cube keys into
This drain, dude?
Ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh)
Just confused here, my dude
Nought but fluids and - ew
Somethin' moved
Ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh)
All I've touched breeds disgust
So I wonder if one
Brain farts much

I feel scum
I feel scum
I feel scum
I feel scum
I feel scum

Ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh)
Why don't you spend a few
Just perusin' the goo?
No? Well, shoot
Ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh)
I can't move down much, dude
Grate's just - dude, I got news
Now I'll fume
Ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh)
Saw your thumb move a touch
And I saw your keys on
Your belt, bud

You are scum
I see scum
You are scum
I see scum
You are scum

Coulda been worse, man. Coulda had your arm ripped off by a demon masquerading as a clown...so, you know, your average, everyday clown.

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