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Song Parodies -> "Jason"
Original Song Title:
"Jolene"
Original Performer:
Dolly Parton
Parody Song Title:
"Jason"
Parody Written by:
LoriLoud33
The Lyrics
Homage to the fictional character from Friday the 13th, Jason Voorhees.
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
I'm begging of you, just don't kill my mom
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
Just don't kill her just because you can.
Your weapon is beyond compare with a flaming hockey mask of lethal forces
With bloody skin and eyes of aggressive red
Your smile is like a breath of fire, your voice is aggressive like acid rain
And I may compete with you, Jason.
He talks about you in his sleep and there's something I can do to keep
From ripping you in pieces when he calls your name, Jason
But I can easily understand how you could easily take my man
But you might know what he means to me, Jason.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, just don't kill my mom
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
Just don't kill her just because you can.
You could have your choice of assassins but I could never see her again
He's the only killer for the job, Jason
I had to have this talk with you, my life depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Jason.
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
I'm begging of you, just don’t kill my mom
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
Just don't kill her even though you can.
Jason, Jason, (Jason...)
I'm begging of you, just don't kill my mom
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
Just don't kill her just because you can.
Your weapon is beyond compare with a flaming hockey mask of lethal forces
With bloody skin and eyes of aggressive red
Your smile is like a breath of fire, your voice is aggressive like acid rain
And I may compete with you, Jason.
He talks about you in his sleep and there's something I can do to keep
From ripping you in pieces when he calls your name, Jason
But I can easily understand how you could easily take my man
But you might know what he means to me, Jason.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, just don't kill my mom
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
Just don't kill her just because you can.
You could have your choice of assassins but I could never see her again
He's the only killer for the job, Jason
I had to have this talk with you, my life depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Jason.
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
I'm begging of you, just don’t kill my mom
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason
Just don't kill her even though you can.
Jason, Jason, (Jason...)
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