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Song Parodies -> "Vaccine"
Original Song Title:
"Jolene"
Original Performer:
Dolly Parton
Parody Song Title:
"Vaccine"
Parody Written by:
Leo Jay
The Lyrics
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Please hurry up, so normal life's restored;
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
The masks and sanitizin' is a chore...
He swore that you'd be here by now,
But I don't pay no mind no how
To him that puts the tan in "tangerine";
We knew fer sure you'd take some time -
That it might be an uphill climb -
But Lord, I'm gettin' past my prime, Vaccine!
This six-foot social distancing,
'til March a non-existent thing,
Ain't hardly lettin' freedom ring, Vaccine;
Considerin' how long it's been
My patience is past wearin' thin
Please help me hug my kin again, Vaccine...
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Please hurry up, so normal life's restored;
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Been distancin', and now we're well past bored...
A handgun's holstered on my hip,
A mask's around my nose and lips -
'Cause where I'm from, protection is routine;
I won't forego my .45,
But I'll nix my N-95
If you can help me stay alive, Vaccine...
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Please hurry up, so normal life's restored;
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Big Pharma says you're comin' - thank the Lord!
Please hurry up, so normal life's restored;
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
The masks and sanitizin' is a chore...
He swore that you'd be here by now,
But I don't pay no mind no how
To him that puts the tan in "tangerine";
We knew fer sure you'd take some time -
That it might be an uphill climb -
But Lord, I'm gettin' past my prime, Vaccine!
This six-foot social distancing,
'til March a non-existent thing,
Ain't hardly lettin' freedom ring, Vaccine;
Considerin' how long it's been
My patience is past wearin' thin
Please help me hug my kin again, Vaccine...
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Please hurry up, so normal life's restored;
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Been distancin', and now we're well past bored...
A handgun's holstered on my hip,
A mask's around my nose and lips -
'Cause where I'm from, protection is routine;
I won't forego my .45,
But I'll nix my N-95
If you can help me stay alive, Vaccine...
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Please hurry up, so normal life's restored;
Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine...
Big Pharma says you're comin' - thank the Lord!
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I like the idea that he's kind of "good ol' boy" who respects science and masks.
Scans perfectly with original; funny (especially like "Ain't hardly lettin' freedom ring,"). Nice work.
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