Throw out your Dish
You don’t need cable
Turn this thing on
And you’ll be able
To check out Scrubs
Or some Clark Gable

This invention!
Is called TiVo
Watch CNN
T-I-V-O

In your bed now
Watched Super Bowl
Cause your friends all
Picked this show bro

Your life’s a wreck
Without TiVo
Entertainment
You need TiVo
You’ll shock your kids
They’ll love TiVo

Couch potatoes won’t leave their roots
Tapes get thrown in attics they won’t get used

Spent tons of yen
To get TiVo
Satisfaction!
T-I-V-O

Check out my grin
Thanks to TiVo
It’s so High Tech
T-I-V-O

We’ve got it! It’s Heaven!
All zone out like zombies and watch it!
Put on stretch pants
On your couch not movin’!
Until I’m out of shape
Mouth is agape
We’re are getting all chunky, Dude!
Giant ass! Because we all refused to scoot!

Watch Jackie Chan!
With our TiVo!

We are such fans!
Of this TiVo!

Locked in the den!
It has TiVo!

Worth every cent!
Spent on TiVo!

Where’s Harvey Dent?!?!
He’s on TiVo!

Also Clark Kent!
Is on TiVo!

We’re so content!
With this TiVo!

Our brains are spent
Too much TiVo!

Just buy or rent
To get TiVo!

As a present!
You’ll give TiVo!

Turn on Se7en!
It’s on TiVo!

Home Improvement
Is on TiVo!

Glued like cement
To this TiVo!

All sports events
Here on TiVo!

It’s not a sin
To watch TiVo!

Don’t play the Sims!
Just watch TiVo!

Don’t leave your seat
Just watch TiVo!

It can’t be beat
Not this TiVo!

I’ve got to Tweet
About TiVo!

Watch it and eat!
Chips and TiVo!

Don’t move your feet
Can’t leave TiVo!

In so much heat
For this TiVo!

Out on the street
Car has TiVo!

It’s such a treat
To watch TiVo!

There’s just one thing!
Where’s the remote?!?!?!