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Song Parodies -> "Riven Neck"
Original Song Title:
"In Rock -6- Living Wreck"
Original Performer:
Deep Purple
Parody Song Title:
"Riven Neck"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
Man gets a new pet
Yeah...you got it wrong at the weekend...you was nearly slain upon sight
A heck of a bear...it showed you its teeth...yeah...your head it tried to bite
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it's not tame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you need a surgeon...full of prowess an' mastery...yeah
But I would use glue...to stick things down...coz all the docs want a big fee...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it can maim, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you've got a monkey...you said you've got a pet for free
It came from the zoo...it's big an' brown, yeah...ah...looks like a bear to me...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess you're to blame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
A heck of a bear...it showed you its teeth...yeah...your head it tried to bite
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it's not tame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you need a surgeon...full of prowess an' mastery...yeah
But I would use glue...to stick things down...coz all the docs want a big fee...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess it can maim, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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You said you've got a monkey...you said you've got a pet for free
It came from the zoo...it's big an' brown, yeah...ah...looks like a bear to me...yeah
You'd better do somethin' 'bout that bone break
Guess you're to blame, oh...ahh, one blow then a riven neck
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Interesting stuff, Andy... I used to play Riven (the video game), but the most I ever suffered was a crick.
i like pet bear songs...great OS too
Thanks TJC & Alvin
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