we all came out to watch it, flames a-touchin the skyline
the horses all were mobile, they were saved this time
the piglets and their mothers were nowhere to be found
as we made bacon snackies, the barn was burned to the ground

slow walkin Roger, the fire engine guy
slow walkin' Roger

it burned on down the farming house collapsed with an awful sound
the 911 call had meen made and word sent out,
Roger's nowhere to be found
when he did come over, we'd already rebuilt the place
his time was running out, that stupid slow walk shuffle pace..

slow walkin Roger, the fire engine guy
slow walkin' Roger

we got the fire chief, and we did tell, the time to get down there
but he said Roger was home, and he had to walk down there
with a step and a stop as we all know well, he never broke a sweat
the fire engine never runs, it's about as slow as you get

slow walkin Roger, the fire engine guy
slow walkin' Roger