Song Parodies -> "Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"Changes"

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Original Performer:

"Jesus"

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The Lyrics

Here we go again! My cellar flooded today, things got ruined and destroyed. I had big problems at work, and I need $1200 of repairs on my truck. I have had just about enough of "the big man in the sky", as he was called in that recent movie. %$#@&*!!!!!!!!

I still don't know why folks are praying for
A waste of time, nothing but lies, it's a dead-end street, and...
Every time I thought that God was great,
It seemed the truth was not that sweet...
So I turned to the Lord to save me
But I never got a break.
How do others pray to that Faker??? (sic)
I'm much too mad to take that step.

Je-Je-Je-Je-Jesus
(Learn to face His strife)
Je-Je-Jesus
Don't wanna' go to church again.
Je-Je-Je-Je-Jesus
(Learn to face His strife)
Je-Je-Jesus
Gonna' have to do the best I can,
God may slam me.......
But I can curse God....

I watch as Jesus ruins some lives
but never hears us scream
He's so impertinent and
So many bad days in my life
But every day seems the same
And His children that He spits on
As we try to improve our world
We're in tune to His retributions
We're quite aware of what we're going through!!

Je-Je-Je-Je-Jesus
(Learn to face His strife)
Je-Je-Jesus
Don't tell me life is not a pile of s**t
Je-Je-Je-Je-Jesus
(Learn to face His strife)
Je-Je-Jesus
Where's the "King"? He's left us up to our necks in it....
God may slam me
But I can curse God....

Days of frustration, exasperating me
Aww, Jesus is bringing the crap I'm going through

Je-Je-Je-Je-Jesus
(Turn and face the strife)
Je-Je-Jesus
Just get out!!!.... you holy rollers
Je-Je-Je-Je-Jesus
(Turn and face the strife)
Je-Je-Jesus
Pretty soon now, He's gonna' get bolder
God may slam me
But I can curse God....
I said that God may slam me
But I can curse God....

If you have a nice relationship with the "big man in the sky", that's great for you.....but I DON'T.....

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Below Average Dave - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Nor'easter? I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. I'm not a religious person myself, so I will restrain from comment on the topic at hand, it put a small leak in our roof, and flooded a lot of homes over here too--one of my friends home was flooded out--so I know what you mean, good luck, I know it probably doesn't mean much--but seriously good luck

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