Song Parodies -> "Lose-a-bet City"

Original Song Title:

"Suffragette City"

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Original Performer:

"Lose-a-bet City"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm not the gambling type....

Hey Man! Boy those slots hypnotize
Hey Man! I just rolled a "snake-eyes"
Hey Man! I don't think I've made a dent
This flashy bright casino
Has taken each cent

Hey Man! My paycheck is gone
Hey Man! Got nothing to pawn
Hey Man! Well, it's a total butt-ram
I thought that I was up a thousand.
And then I....

Oh, they cleaned me out, man
All I've left is this bus ticket
I'm leaving "lose-a-bet" city
Oh, they've reamed me out, man
And they told me where to stick it
I'm done in "lose-a-bet" city
Goodbye cash......in a flash

Hey Man! Oh Henry, You're now my lunch today
Hey Man! It's all I can now munch, or pay
Hey Man! Guess I crashed and burned
I came here for some fun and am I dumb
Am I dumb!

Oh, they cleaned me out, man
All I've left is this bus ticket
I'm leaving "lose-a-bet" city
Oh, they've reamed me out, man
And they told me where to stick it
I'm done in "lose-a-bet" city
Goodbye cash......in a flash

Oh hit me!

Oh, they crapped me out, man
All I've left is this bus ticket
I'm screwed in "lose-a-bet" city
Oh, they've tapped me out, man
And they told me where to stick it
I lost in "lose-a-bet" city
Oh, they cleaned me out, man
All I've left is this bus ticket
I'm leaving "lose-a-bet" city
Oh, they've reamed me out, man
And they told me where to stick it
I'm done in "lose-a-bet" city
Goodbye dough......watched it go!

Ah, "lose-a-bet" city, ah, "lose-a-bet" city
Blackjack in "lose-a-bet" city, odds stacked in "lose-a-bet" city
Ow, "lose-a-bet" city Yow! "lose-a-bet" city
Why me? "lose-a-bet" city Why me? "lose-a-bet" city

Ohhhh, those casinos blow!

"Lose-a-bet" city "lose-a-bet" city
Not quite right
That "lose-a-bet" city
Bad night
At "lose-a-bet" city, at "lose-a-bet" city
Bite me, "lose-a-bet" city
Wiped me, "lose-a-bet" city
Oh, I'm in debt!

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Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick - tight pacing - great match for the original - loved it - 555

Ashkicksass - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Love the original, love this. I'm not much of a gambler either, especially after living in Nevada for 3 years...

Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

5'll getcha 5 you get a third 5 on this.

alvin rhodes - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

nice job on this one....many many funny lines....i've spent less than five bucks gambling in my whole life

Arnold S. - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

I like dis parody. Vote "nein" on props. 68 and 70.

Jeff Reuben - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job. Strange, you can sing the chorus to YMCA as well (Young Man...Hey Man!). I gamble...rarely...enough to get the song, but not enough to lose the house (Vegas or Atlantic City maybe once a year).

Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

You're on a winning streak with this one....555

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