NASA's problematic mission
For their manned Mars expedition
It's an awful long way, you know
But they're already planning to go
But now there's so many things to decide
What to take along there for the ride
And everybody thinks they know
All the things that must go inside
But there's big business sponsorship
For this really important trip
So forget instruments and tools
As they argue and focus on:

Footwear - Adidas or Nike?
Crikey! Wondering what to wear
Where there's so little air
Should they be wearing denims?
Wrangler's or Levi's
Oh man! Wonder if they'll ever know
Which are the best brands to go
What to wear on Mars?

Are they going a long, long way
With a great big FCUK?
Space-suit design by Armani
It was him who put up the money
See the idiots wanting more
From Dico and Christian Dior
But equipment is out of bounds
'less it's been labelled by those clowns
It needs rocket fuel and not gas
No, not Diesel, you stupid ass
These designers are quite insane
As they argue and focus on

Gucci, Dolce and Gabbana
Lauren! Who would ever have thought
Best-dressed astronaut
Take a look at the spaceman
In Prada, Versace
Oh man! Wonder if they'll ever know
Which are the best brands to go
What to wear on Mars?