Calling Microsoft support
Calling Microsoft support
Turn your PC on, the wait will not be short

Calling Microsoft support
For this pile of junk I bought
Check for floppy disks before trying to boot

(callers in the queue ahead of you)
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, "Can I help you"

Now I'm on the line to tech support
They say I should upgrade
And they're asking me what software I've installed
And whether my home PC is firewalled

"This is MS Technical Support
Please can you explain
How it's behaving in a most peculiar way
And the screen looks very different today"

For here
Am I booting up in safe mode
Look at my PC
Screen of death is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one thousand megabytes
The scandisk's going still
And I think my PC knows it's gonna blow
And all my data's vanishing it goes

Calling Microsoft support
My PCs dead, worse than I thought
Can you hear me, tech support?
Can you hear me, tech support?
Can you....

Here am I booting up in safe mode
Check disk sectors gone
Screen of death is blue
And there's nothing I can do.