Americans to presitrump
Americans to presitrump
it’s your White House
do not screw it up

Americans to presitrump
one hundred days,
you are
halfway there
and we now know that Vlad loves you

from all Americans
to presitrump
the whole world is amazed
and no one wants the branded shirts you wear
you’re avoiding the press you don’t
seem to care

this is presitrump to America
I got thru the White House door
now I’m thinking
in my own defensive way
this is a bigly complex new place

now here
I’m sitting in this bubble
free world’s smelling trouble
New Yorkers hate me
so I’m off to Mar-A-Lago

I’m the winner
with a hundred conflicts
using my no-tax tricks
and I think I’m still rock solid with my base
my wife will not see me very much
my place

Americans to presitrump
It’s orange ahead,
there’s something wrong
can you hear us, presitrump?
can you hear us, presitrump?
can you hear us, presitrump?
can you . . .

I like this floating
in my own bubble
Mike Pence can govern
he knows the ropes so
I can golf at Mar-A-Lago

* ‘Americans’ = “Ground Control” and ‘presitrump’ = “Major Tom”