[Instrumental intro - Banjo & rhythm guitar, drums, bass]

You shouldn't have schtupped me in my grave
'Cause you shoulda known that stuff was depraved
You sicken me with the quirks you crave
But the truth, dude, is that folks need to behave

[instrumental break]


Defiled and raided crypts, man, that is strange
and what you did next really was deranged
You undressed and next to me you laid
Then touched my crotch; it crumbled from decay

[instrumental break]
[instrumental pace increases/changes]


You did unseemly things to my dead corpse today
Quite aroused, you would come soon, that boggles my dead brain
Put things in my holes; that's gross, I think you are insane
This is such disgusting stuff; it's clear you need help - right away

[instrumental break]


You shouldn't schtupp dead folks in their graves
That would have to be my request today
I know quite well now that you're crazed
If this gets out you're sure to be disgraced

[instrumental break]

You shouldn't have schtupped me in my grave
I do not much like how you behaved
You'll end up in Hell as my Sex Slave
Hah-Hah!
The thought of that should haunt you for days
HAH-HAH, Chump!

[instrumental jam out to end fade]

{In Hell you will be all mine, man....WHOOOOH !!!!}

[instrumental fade out to end]