You’re a fat girl
And you’ve gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on the welfare money
You can rely on the welfare money
It’s like that, girl
And it’s gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
Say, welfare money won’t get you too far
Get you too far

Don’t you know, don’t you know
That it’s wrong
To take what Uncle Sam gave you
Look at you, five foot two
And three hundred pounds, ‘cause you gobble fudge rounds
And your Reese’s and Mounds

You’re a fat girl
And you’ve gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on the welfare money
You can rely on the welfare money
It’s like that, girl
And it’s gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
Say, welfare money won’t get you too far
Get you too far

Starving kids have it the worst
They’ve no food now, because you ate it all up first
And those young men killing themselves
Yeah they busted their balls just to pay for all
That you pull off the shelves

Might sound strange, girl
But you’ve gone too far
‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on the welfare money
You can rely on the welfare money
Climate change, girl
Well it’s gone so far
‘Cause you eat more than the Earth can give away
Say, welfare money won’t get you too far
Say, welfare money won’t get you too far
Say, welfare money won’t get you too far
And you say, you can rely on the welfare money
You can get by on the welfare money

You’re a fat girl
Look at that girl
Oh, you’re a fat fat fat fat girl