Park for a bite at fast food dining site
Smells too good to be wrong - onion rings are fryin' long
Let's stop for an hour have a share of white flour
This food's well oi-led, tastin' so strong

Oh superfries
They're gonna add some portions to your thighs
'Cus you won't choose that watercress on rye
But rather blame that ol' burger and pies
Ah ha ha

Lard out of a can would be swell with some ham
Our tastebuds are stunned, have just kind of gone numb
Physique-ness was blown, it's his muscles' swansong
He dined all alone, and the man had no tone

Oh superfries
They're gonna add some portions to your thighs
As for your glute', it will turn super-sized
None on that plate is carbohydrate-shy
Ah ha ha superfries

It's rainin' fries on trays in heaps
Rustlin' up some Crisco treats
Frying on that stover
The food he's frying and eats it all
Make a stack of big pancakes
Gambling health upon your plate
Frying on that stover
Frying on that stover
Frying on that stover
Frying on that stover

Oh superfries
Heh heh

The plan with the rolls is to use a lot of dough
Add some ice cream, peaches and cream, dash of Bordeaux
A big chicken breast dripping batter and cheese
With the fries bubbling there in a big pan of grease

Oh superfries
You gonna send blood pressure way up high
Could blow a fuse - a cardio gasket high
Got 'poly' frame, and so in bed you lie
Ah ha ha superfries
Superfries
Superfries
Superfries
Frying on that stover...