looking at my girl, i sense boredom in her eyes
even though my haiku...won the nobel prize
waltzed and jigged and juggled balls
barrel jumped niagara falls
i swear that this lady only yawns straight through

fancy footsteps as i minuet, divine
sailed to paraguay and cured all of their blind
i've made gold from hunks of lead
took a whack and raised the dead
wallet's always full of bread, its true

don't you know i'n fryin'
cause she rarely gets impressed
don't you know i'm cryin'
she don't care if i'm distressed
an angry me, i must confess

cause she's bored, its plain
cause she's bored, its plain

i've such tales to tell my honey
but she just don't care
it always leaves me in despair

brought the rain to casablanca in a drought
fixed the o-rings on the shuttle blowin' ow-ow-ow-ow-out
walked a tightrope on a dare
trespassed in a grizzly's lair
stopped a tank in beijing's square, alone

she don't care anyhow

don't you know i'n fryin'
cause she rarely gets impressed
don't you know i'm cryin'
she don't care if i'm distressed
an angry me, i must confess

cause she's bored, its plain
cause she's bored, its plain
cause she's bored