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Song Parodies -> "Married Today (The Single Woman Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Carried Away"
Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills, & Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Married Today (The Single Woman Song)"
Parody Written by:
Freddy Flame
The Lyrics
She just can't take anymore.
Single life's a bore.
She'd rather be dead,
Than spend one more night
Without a guy.
She must be wed.
Thinks any schmuck will do.
An old man, too.
One with no bread,
She doesn't care.
Her mission's clear.
She must be wed.
Needing an engagment
As fast as she can.
Willing to throw herself
Upon any man.
Cause she has been screaming, "I say,
I wanna be married today!"
(Instrumental)
She's not being picky,
When it comes to guys.
Doesn't matter if he's
Got no arms or eyes.
Cause she has benn screaming, "I say,
I wanna be married today."
Can't take no more.
Single life's a bore.
She's rather be dead,
Than spend one more night
Without a guy.
She must be wed.
Single life's a bore.
She'd rather be dead,
Than spend one more night
Without a guy.
She must be wed.
Thinks any schmuck will do.
An old man, too.
One with no bread,
She doesn't care.
Her mission's clear.
She must be wed.
Needing an engagment
As fast as she can.
Willing to throw herself
Upon any man.
Cause she has been screaming, "I say,
I wanna be married today!"
(Instrumental)
She's not being picky,
When it comes to guys.
Doesn't matter if he's
Got no arms or eyes.
Cause she has benn screaming, "I say,
I wanna be married today."
Can't take no more.
Single life's a bore.
She's rather be dead,
Than spend one more night
Without a guy.
She must be wed.
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