She looked 'round at me
"Would you please do something for me?"
"Honeybun, I will do anything
you yearn"

She said "Go to Hell"
That surprised me, so I pouted
She said "Are you hard of hearing?
Please get out of here"

It was so darn unexpected
Made my stomach churn
My wife just told me, "Go away
- and don't forget to take
your cold cuts from the fridge
If you don't I'll have to throw them all away"

(Instrumental break)

Whoa, now I was stunned
I requested that she answer
"Can I have another chance, dear?
Think that it's deserved"

She said, "Don't be dense
Can't you see that you're not wanted?
Please get out of here before I
become real disturbed

Time for you to wake up
Time for you to learn
that I want you to go away

Now it should behoove you
to check out that 'fridge
'Cause tomorrow I will throw your stuff away

Time for us to break up"
Said to me real stern
"I'd like you to leave today

You should start packing
and gather up your sh*t
'Cause tomorrow I throw all your stuff away
Yes, tomorrow all your stuff goes in the bay"