Likes that place in the head where he's goin',
He was crass with those feet so sly,
He's not gay, he's not gay, he was goin',
When a stinkin' sting entwined.

Too late to try rescind, was lookin' for a great tight-end.

Eyew!

How he'd long for the style of a benjo,
A wide stance is just how he stood.
Hit a john in the john for a fag-day,
It's for shit not for shittin' wood.

Don't need to hear your spin, It's hard in a stall to bend.

Whoa!

How you'd shine on the floor with a motion,
Lookin' like got your piss-tol caught.
You still stay like you got constipation,
Either shit or get off the pot!

You took one on the chin, why won't you just let it end?

Wants a ride on the old Hershey highway,
But that cop he did not agree,
When you race to the head it's for goin',
Get a room, get a room Craig-y!

Yawl!

Tuck in that old tail-fin, not fun when they apprehend.

Wah!
Do do doo-do