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Song Parodies -> "I Heard They Have a Grape Kind"
Original Song Title:
"I Heard it Through the Grape Vine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"I Heard They Have a Grape Kind"
Parody Written by:
DarkJon64
The Lyrics
Ooh, Bet you're wond'ring how I chew
All those vitamins of red and blue
How could I even eat any more?
I just drive down to the drug store
It took me by surprise, I must say,
When I found out yester-day.
Ooh,
I heard they have a grape kind,
Saw them in the drug cashier line
Oo, I heard they have a grape kind
And I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
You know that a man doesnt want to die,
So I need some nutrients inside.
I cant get enough Vitamin B,
Or the chewable Vitamin C.
I'm telling you for myself,
That I found some on the shelf
It's rad,
I heard they have a grape kind,
Saw them in the drug cashier line
Oo, I heard they have a grape kind
And I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
People say I "Eat too much Vitamin C",
But they just dont get enough you see
I can't help eatin' the chews;
They're so good, I'm never gonna lose
Do you eat the chewables?
If you dont, you wont live up to full
Oo,
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All those vitamins of red and blue
How could I even eat any more?
I just drive down to the drug store
It took me by surprise, I must say,
When I found out yester-day.
Ooh,
I heard they have a grape kind,
Saw them in the drug cashier line
Oo, I heard they have a grape kind
And I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
You know that a man doesnt want to die,
So I need some nutrients inside.
I cant get enough Vitamin B,
Or the chewable Vitamin C.
I'm telling you for myself,
That I found some on the shelf
It's rad,
I heard they have a grape kind,
Saw them in the drug cashier line
Oo, I heard they have a grape kind
And I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
People say I "Eat too much Vitamin C",
But they just dont get enough you see
I can't help eatin' the chews;
They're so good, I'm never gonna lose
Do you eat the chewables?
If you dont, you wont live up to full
Oo,
CHORUS
CHORUS
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