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Song Parodies -> "Come With Us"
Original Song Title:
"Come And Dance"
Original Performer:
Computer
Parody Song Title:
"Come With Us"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
We now join King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table as they arrive at a castle ruled by...the French? Wait, why are they in England!? Ah, doesn't matter! Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x4]
[French guard]:
I won’t let you in,
So go away now!
Go away now!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Turn the other way,
You English pig-dogs!
English pig-dogs!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Go and stew your butts,
You silly persons!
Silly persons!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
We blow our noses at you,
So-called king and your kniggits!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help!
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x4]
[French guard]:
We’ve already got
A shiny grail!
Shiny grail!
[Arthur]:
What!?
[French guard]:
You’re a bunch of animal
Food trough wipers!
Food trough wipers!
[Arthur]:
Bah!
[French guard]:
I fart in your
Gen’ral direction!
Your direction!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Yeah, your mother was a hamster,
Your père smelled of elderberries!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help!
[break]
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x4]
[French guard]:
I won’t let you in,
So go away now!
Go away now!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Turn the other way,
You English pig-dogs!
English pig-dogs!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
You’re a bunch of animal
Food trough wipers!
Food trough wipers!
[Arthur]:
Bah!
[French guard]:
Go away you silly English,
Or we’ll taunt you a second time!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help!
[break]
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x8]
[Arthur]:
We don’t wanna fight,
We want food and rest!
Food and rest!
[French guard]:
Non!
[Arthur]:
We’ll let you have
The Holy Grail!
Holy Grail!
[French guard]:
Non!
[Galahad]:
Why are you in England anyways?
Anyways?
[French guard]:
Feh!
[Arthur]:
Is there someone else
We could talk to?
Could talk to?
[French guard]:
Non!
[Arthur]:
This is your last chance,
I’ve been so fair!
Been so fair!
[French Guard]:
Bof!
[Arthur]:
If you don’t comply,
We’ll rush on in!
Rush on in!
[French Guard]:
Hah!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help
On our quest!
On our quest!
[French guard]:
Hah!
[Arthur]:
They’re throwing livestock!
Let us run!
Run, run, run, RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
[French guard]:
Thbbbt!
[Bedevere]:
Excuse me, my liege,
I have a plan!
Have a plan!
[Arthur]:
Oh?
[Bedevere]:
We will hide in
A rabbit!
A rabbit!
[Arthur]:
Hmmm…
[Bedevere]:
When it is night time,
We’ll jump out!
We’ll jump out!
[Arthur]:
Who?
[Bedevere]:
Maybe we should build
A large badger.
Large badger…
[Arthur]:
Look!
[Arthur]:
It’s a flying rabbit!
Run away!
Run away!
[French guard]:
Hah!
[Arthur]:
Come on, everybody,
Run away!
Run away!
[fade]
Come with us! [x4]
[French guard]:
I won’t let you in,
So go away now!
Go away now!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Turn the other way,
You English pig-dogs!
English pig-dogs!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Go and stew your butts,
You silly persons!
Silly persons!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
We blow our noses at you,
So-called king and your kniggits!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help!
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x4]
[French guard]:
We’ve already got
A shiny grail!
Shiny grail!
[Arthur]:
What!?
[French guard]:
You’re a bunch of animal
Food trough wipers!
Food trough wipers!
[Arthur]:
Bah!
[French guard]:
I fart in your
Gen’ral direction!
Your direction!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Yeah, your mother was a hamster,
Your père smelled of elderberries!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help!
[break]
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x4]
[French guard]:
I won’t let you in,
So go away now!
Go away now!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
Turn the other way,
You English pig-dogs!
English pig-dogs!
[Arthur]:
No!
[French guard]:
You’re a bunch of animal
Food trough wipers!
Food trough wipers!
[Arthur]:
Bah!
[French guard]:
Go away you silly English,
Or we’ll taunt you a second time!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help!
[break]
[Arthur]:
Come with us! [x8]
[Arthur]:
We don’t wanna fight,
We want food and rest!
Food and rest!
[French guard]:
Non!
[Arthur]:
We’ll let you have
The Holy Grail!
Holy Grail!
[French guard]:
Non!
[Galahad]:
Why are you in England anyways?
Anyways?
[French guard]:
Feh!
[Arthur]:
Is there someone else
We could talk to?
Could talk to?
[French guard]:
Non!
[Arthur]:
This is your last chance,
I’ve been so fair!
Been so fair!
[French Guard]:
Bof!
[Arthur]:
If you don’t comply,
We’ll rush on in!
Rush on in!
[French Guard]:
Hah!
[Arthur]:
We just want some help
On our quest!
On our quest!
[French guard]:
Hah!
[Arthur]:
They’re throwing livestock!
Let us run!
Run, run, run, RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
[French guard]:
Thbbbt!
[Bedevere]:
Excuse me, my liege,
I have a plan!
Have a plan!
[Arthur]:
Oh?
[Bedevere]:
We will hide in
A rabbit!
A rabbit!
[Arthur]:
Hmmm…
[Bedevere]:
When it is night time,
We’ll jump out!
We’ll jump out!
[Arthur]:
Who?
[Bedevere]:
Maybe we should build
A large badger.
Large badger…
[Arthur]:
Look!
[Arthur]:
It’s a flying rabbit!
Run away!
Run away!
[French guard]:
Hah!
[Arthur]:
Come on, everybody,
Run away!
Run away!
[fade]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting taunted a second time.
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Dylan - What are you doing in England? Mind your own business! ;D
Actually, the full title should be "A Different View Pt. 8: Come With Us"
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