Song Parodies -> "John 3:16 Says It All"

Original Song Title:

"25 or 6 to 4"

Original Performer:

"John 3:16 Says It All"

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The Lyrics

Waiting for dawn on third day
Searching for something to pray
Flashing light comes from the tomb
Sin and death have met their doom
Kneel and heed the Savior's call
John 3:16 says it all

Smiling kindly is His face
Washing sinners clean with grace
Now His loving hand extends
Offers life that never ends
Matthew, Peter, Mark, and Paul
John 3:16 says it all

Feeling like I ought to weep
Sinning's doom is gone for keeps
Searching for something to pray
"Thank you Lord" is what I'll say
John 3:16 says it all
John 3:16 says it all

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Guy - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

JD - You amaze me. Well done.

John Jenkins - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

This is an outstanding work, JD. I am not sure how to adequately commend you for this piece, except to say thank you.

Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guy and JJ. It comes from a part of my life that I keep private most of the time...but occasionally inspiration comes along, and when it does, I go with the flow.

Royce Miller - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I appreciate it also, Johnny.

Lionel Mertens - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for breakin' on to the otherside. 5's

Steve K. - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

3 days, 3 fives.

Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice, JD.

Adagio - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I say thank you also, Johnny! 5's

alvin rhodes - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

a beautiful treatment....bravo !

Melanie Lee - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice and well-paced, but I didn't find it particularly funny. Oh, well. Praise the Lord! Christians for Kerry/Christians against Bush http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/kerrybush.html

Leo Jay - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

A trinity of cheers from a lapsed Presbyterian!

Ravyn Rant - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Even the heathens like it! :)

Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you very much, Royce, Lionel, Steve, Ashkicksass, Adagio, Alvin, Melanie, Leo, and Ravyn!

Steven Cavanagh - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, yet I know the song you're singing :-) Amen.

Meriadoc - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Lovely Johnny, but I'm sad that you left out Luke... ;-)

Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Steven and Meriadoc. 'Tis not possible to leave out Luke, Meriadoc, he is At One With The Force...oops, sorry, wrong Luke! ;-)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment

And talking of pushing the 'wrong Luke' envelope over the limit... I second Steve C. Not only does John 3:16 inspire professional wrestlers, it obviously makes for divine parodying.

Dee Range - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment

DNKOS but 555 for pure beauty of thought

Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Luke & Dee.

Scott - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Love it! So will my Christian buddy. BTW, what is DNKOS ?

Johnny D - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Scott! "DNKOS" = "Do Not Know Original Song".

Jonathan Spurlock - November 29, 2017 - Report this comment

I just found this one today and it's beautiful. Thanks be to God for His unspeakable gift! Thank you for quality work!

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