Song Parodies -> "Good Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Good Times"

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Original Performer:

"Good Wine"

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The Lyrics

Aromatic? Oaky? With an undertone of a mother's smile on a warm spring day?

Good wine
Is this a good wine?
These things take some time
Might be a good wine
Good wine
Is this a good wine?
Can't rush, wait, I'll find
If this is good wine

I will take in just a sip
To find the type of notes therein
What is the finish? But let's not jump to the end
Ev'ry bottle is diff'rent, let's begin
Oy, can't avoid the whole process, can't be coy
First I must swirl, put in that perfect whirl
Then hold the glass way up to the light
Only once I've done this, can I imbibe

Good wine
Is this a good wine?
Just a taste and I
Will find the good wine
Good wine
Is this a good wine?
I can't wait to try
Hope it's a good wine

Bouquet is magic, can tell that the grapes
Were quickly plucked yet with grace
There's somethin' burnin', what is that taste?
So soon it cools, must be '68
I have to judge this four stars, it's decent stuff
Still not the best, I must take a small rest
My palate's jammed, those words you say
That I've been bullshittin' all the way? That's poor taste

Good wine
Is this a good wine?
Swear I know what's right
I know what's good wine
Good wine
Is this a good wine?
This sweat isn't mine
Swear I know good wine

Yes, I went with the 7" version, not the full 8 minute version. There's only so long you can keep up the sommelier ruse, after all. Holy balls, I spelled that right on the first go.

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