The devil put on an orgy,
Brought back a lot of old dead screen stars
Marilyn Monroe,
Jayne Mansfield, and oh,
That British bitch, Diana Dors..

Males, too..you ask why?
Cuz' the demon was 'bi"
And desired a hairy limb
So he ungraved Clark,
And Charlton, for a lark,
As well as good old, Errol Flynn..

The gang romped in their "Skin-os"
Nipped snacks, tipped some wine and brew
Famed guys and dames
Played sexual games
With hims and hers and who...
.
The group was grabbin' middle pleasure joys
With moans and groans, by the bale
While old beelzebub
Flogged on his sub-
With his long and willowy tail

It was a crazy party..
Down in his hades gap
Mae West gave yields
To W.C. Fields,
And Fred Astaire made Ginger snap..

Jack Benny rosined up his bow
And fiddled around real good
Said, "Satan throws great orgy,
The way a devil should !"
Endowed Miltie Berle
Shagged on a girl
And Marlon Brando voy-ed
So much sex
Steamed up the specs
Of funny man, Harold Lloyd

(CHORUS)
Satan, he shook his lean red butt
And blew big fire streams,
While hell souls were a'scorchin'
They lived their secret dreams..
He yelled, "You got, what you want, hot..
So guys, go sex the gals..
Just swing your ding-a-lings and ring hell's bells!"

He set a scene
With his time machine
Rolled fifty years ahead..
Old Tiger Woods
Groped some glitzy goods,
Nearby's Jesse James,..both dead..

There's mean Charlie Sheen,
With knife blade, keen
Slicin' off sadistic bliss..
Spry Tom, The Cruiser
Couch jumped high,
Blew Oprah and Gayle a kiss

Slinky Lindsay Lohan
Snorted white lines..
Singer, Whitney Houston, too
Sen-ex, Larry Craig
Almost broke a leg...oglin' a shoe..

Horny guys were mount'n..one by one
Within the devil's house..evil deeds were done
Lickin' on a bred pan, stickin' a ho
Chris Hansen was a predator, doncha' know?

The devil served fresh choc'late cake
And was the perfect host, not rude
He laughed and punned a little,
"Come and get your Devil's Food !"

Everyone partied, there in the flames
Satan flashed wide evil grins
Cuz' he had 'em all, the poor and the rich,
Payin' highly for their sins..

There were..horny guys mount'n..one by one
Within the devil's house...evil deeds were done
Lickin' on a bred pan..stickin' a ho,
Chris Hansen was a predator, doncha' know?

(CHORUS)
Satan, he shook his lean red butt
And blew big fire streams,
While hell souls were a'scorchin'
He granted secret dreams..
Yelled out, "You got, what you want, hot..
So men, go sex the gals..
Just swing your ding-a-lings and ring hell's bells!"

"Yeah, swing your ding-a-lings and ring hell's bells!"