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Song Parodies -> "Dog's Not Housebroken"
Original Song Title:
"Morning Has Broken"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Dog's Not Housebroken"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
Dog's not housebroken, so in the morning
Got up to take him, out to the grass
Seems I'm too late cuz, there on the carpet
Something was moving, fresh from his a**
Something is squirming, raising its head up
Much like an earthworm, on some wet grass
I'm afraid that this guy-y, was not from the garden
From my dog's anus, this tapeworm did pass
Mine is the poodle, with the poop noodle
Stop giving me kisses, don't lie on my bed
Don't want to find more, off to the pet store
Put you outside til the tapeworms are dead
Got up to take him, out to the grass
Seems I'm too late cuz, there on the carpet
Something was moving, fresh from his a**
Something is squirming, raising its head up
Much like an earthworm, on some wet grass
I'm afraid that this guy-y, was not from the garden
From my dog's anus, this tapeworm did pass
Mine is the poodle, with the poop noodle
Stop giving me kisses, don't lie on my bed
Don't want to find more, off to the pet store
Put you outside til the tapeworms are dead
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I hate it when this happens.
Me too. Jan you brought back wonderful memories of the "cute puppy" somebody gave to me once...yikes,lol WD
Eww...gross...worms. Reminds me of my dogs too. 5's
Ruff, ruff, pant, pant, pant, whine...
Ewwww! 5's.
Awww whattagoodpuppee! 5's
LMFAO!! The irony of such a gross subject with such a beautiful tune was DELICIOUS!! YUMMY!! 555 Keep 'em cummin!
I don't know about yummy, but it certainly was funny.
Cats get tapeworms too. If it's on the kitchen counter, and it looks like a seseme seed - don't eat it! ;-D
Especially if the sesame seed seems to have moved across the counter on its own.
Very Good!
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