Penguins! I am sceptical
I'll say it to your face
You've been telling everyone
They're here in your place
Turning lights on
Eating up your food
This Fridge Penguin's a weird god:
But sounds like one cool dude

So... what's... inside your fridge?
Hiding inside your fridge
Some new species you have spied?
Eudyptes refrigeri?
Can you tell me how long
This has been going on
Penguin, God of the Cool?

Jeepers! You will not believe
The shit I have to hear
That's your explanation for
The rate you get through beer?
What's that? Really?
He prefers white wine?
Still I'm sure
That you'd spot that rockhopper if you try...


Lets look inside your fridge
See what's inside your fridge
Prove to me that you're no fool
Video your God of cool
You can do that for me
With a CCTV
Penguin, God of the Cool

Don't you know that
Your credibility rating is.. well.. nothin'
Next you'll say his right hand, well
Right-flipper man's a puffin (Ho, ho, ho)
In the freezer?
Don't you think that's odd?
Holy ****ing penguins,
Can't you find a better God?

So if it's in your fridge
Holy birds in your fridge
The trinity I like to roast:
Penguin, Puffin.. holy toast
Have I said something wrong?
You're just running some con
Penguin, God of the Cool

So! Let's!! See!!!
What's in your fridge
Yes, let's open your fridge
It's a joke, there's nothing there
What, he's gone into thin air?
Hidden away?
Is that all you can say?
Where's the God of the..
Show me your God of the..
What's that God of the Cool?
Nothing in there, you, you!-