Look, your jowls have doubled
Do you keep one as a spare
Does your old, turtle neck seems too tight
You'd look nice with a goatee
And a growth of facial hair
To cover up your gluttonous appetite

You just chomped, on three steaks
And then washed them down with two shakes
You're a glutton
Who's eating's intense
Scarfing wings smothered in sauce
Re-in acting scenes from Jaws
I can see there
You've got two chins

If a guy could neck you
How would the dude make out?
With your big fat jowls blockin the show
What you had for dinner
Could feed a hungry crowd
How you'd get a hickey I don't know

You recall? What you ate
Wouldn't fit on a giant's plate
Like Paul Bunyon
When he was thin
Onion rings, cheese cake or malts
Have you ever heard of gestalts
Why should I care? Guess I should

Oh, ain't it good to know that you got two chins
Their purpose can be two-fold
One for napkins, one to flap when...
You nash your teeth eating chickens
Oh, you'd make a pig wince

China dolls, have your look
With more chins, than Wuhan's phone book
We keep hopin, hopin yeah, yeah
You'll eat with more sense
C-19, Tape worms or woks
Eat Chinese and go for walks
And you'll get there, yes you will
Without your chins
Without your chins

Ain't it time to go?
Your extra chin
Ain't it time to go
Ain't it time to go
You got two chins
Oh, yeah, now
You got two chins
Oh, yeah
You got two chins