Now Jack's daughter's fat,
He gets his shotgun.
'Cause she and some hill dude did a bit of fornication.
Was no condom put to use,
He just a rode on his wild goose,
He didn't think of no papoose,
So she counts down until gestation.

You better watch for this man,
Want's his daughter, take her hand.

Now Slim Jim's in grief,
It wasn't what he ordered.
But that's how the cards will run
Headin' south of border.
So he started headin' south,
But his pick-up had an ouch.
And it fried there on the side,
It leaned off the street,
Couldn't ride no farther.

Slim's gonna walk for her hand,
Jack insists Slim's his daughter's man.
Oh wo, wo, wo, wo.

An account of the nuptials,
Was in all the papers.
And you know they brang ol' Slim right then,
'Cause late gets later.
Saw the steeple and he seized,
All the in-laws said "oh jeez".
Bullet holes, I’m gonna bury your rear,
So he did so take her.

You know, you know, he stalked down that man,
With a shotgun made him stand.
(Shotgun made him stand)
Jack's daughter lacks not a husband,
Yeah, Jack's daughter lacks not a husband,
Don't Jack's daughter lack. yeah.
Bein' no Jack's daughter lack, yeah.
Seein' no a-Jack daughter lack, now.
Gave him no slack.
Daughter don't lack.
Sacked father's jacked, yeah.