Dumb, dumba-ass love songs foreve-er
Wish that the-ey'd pla-ay them neve-er
For thi-is kind of cheese I do not have a gut stro-o-ong
Roll my eyes round at this hokey-ass slo-op
Please stop, I can't stand no mo-ore, dude
Stop, there's no substa-ance he-ere, true
Talkin' 'bout hearts and how they're lit'rally sha-attered

Dude (dude, do-do-do), turn tha-at schma-altz off right no-ow (do, do-do-do)
Near ev'ry li-ine is trite no-ow (do-do-do)
"Baby-y, you keep bringin' me down, right to the grou-ou-ound"
And yet they get broadcast all over to-own
Won't stop (stop, sto-op), not seen one good re-eview
Stop (stop, sto-op), that's somethin' the-ey wo-on't do
Pain in the arse, these pointless-ass album fi-illers
Generic

"You're so beautiful"
"I'd never, ever do you wro-ong"
"Know our love will last so long
Forever's not enou-ough"
I will, I will, I will
I-I'll thro-o-o-ow u-up if I-I hear more drive-el (ah-ah)
From the-ese pricks with nads shrive-elled (ba-da-da-da)
Their vocals may soar to heights that I can't hit (ba-da-da-da-da-da-da)
But I don't like i-i-it (da)
I hate the sound, wo-orse than the lyri-ics (ba-da-da-da-da-da-da, da)
Please stop (stop, sto-op), cause there's been nothi-in' new
Stop (stop, sto-op), the well's truly-y dry-y, dude
Tryin' too hard to pretend this love's speci-ific (stop, stop, stop, stop, stop)
Generi-ic (a-ba-da generic)
I'm sick (borin'), so sick (borin'), I'm sick (borin')
So-o si-i-i-ick (ah-ah)
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-ah

They'll never stop (stop, sto-op), from pop to rock, i-it's true
Stop (stop, sto-op), even gangsta-a ra-ap, dude
Fine if you love them, but I'm really sick o-of it (stop, stop, stop, stop, stop)
I hate i-it (a-ba-da so bullshit)
So sick (borin'), I'm sick (borin'), so sick (borin')
I-I'm si-i-i-ick (ah-ah)
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
It's all utter crap
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da