never been this blue
and I think I'm needing Kaopectate
cause when I drink, I go all soft can't hold any more

struck out all night long,
every chick was "waiting for her boyfriend"
I'll just drink without them, and leave alone, once again

ah last call, before I fall and do something that looks foolish
what I'm feelin right now, is beer awash inside
ahh last call, at the hall, won't do something I'll regret later
I guess I'm just like everyone with silly wounded pride

gettin plastered is wrong,
I've drank so much, yeah so many
and If I go heave, I'll throw it all away
sometimes late at night,
when there's nothing here except beer and oreos
beer in both hands, I'll get drunk every night, every day


ah last call, before I fall and do something that looks foolish
what I'm feelin right now, is beer awash inside
ahh last call, at the hall, won't do something I'll regret later
I guess I'm just like everyone with silly wounded pride