[Matthias panicking]

[Girlfriend]:
"You are being ridiculous..."

{Nurse pulls out syringe and spooky music starts}

[Matthias]:
That needle is distressing
Get it away from me!
I think your brain is deranged
You see I'm frightened... Ain't givin' you squat!
Hating that IV don't give me a shot!
(Bruised... me... more...)

That blade you are gonna swing
And hear my high-pitched scream
Nurse, That collision is cursed!

[Nurse]:
"You're too excited. You need to be quiet!
Your tension's making you a jerk!

It's no worse than a bee sting
From a super small bee
So quit your braying, Be good!
Please stop your cryin', Help out and supply it
Calm down, Don't be stressed, Do as you should guy!"

[Matthias]:
Glowered at this nurse
Drug here to impress a brand new girlfriend, This hurts!

(THAT KNIFE!!!) Shanked me so I'm mad
Hope she'll be lusting
From the bravery I've had
F-bombs I've shouted
And shocked each small child
Lost sense so dense and far from mild

[Girlfriend]:
"Your neck I am gonna wring
You're embarassing me!
Nobody's driven a hearse
You caused a riot and roared like a lion
Your mind flipped and I had to smirk"

[Nurse]:
You give a little blood
And you'll save a life or two
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Girlfriend]:
Babe, You're not gonna be dismembered
So release a pint for them to use
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Matthias]:
You drained out all my blood
And you beat me black and blue
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Girlfriend]:
Babe, Stop being self-centered
You'll help someone out who's screwed
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Nurse]:
You give a little blood
And you'll spare some soul who's doomed
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Girlfriend]:
I told you, You need to watch your temper
And don't fling band-aids at the crew
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Matthias]:
You sucked out all my blood
Like Count Dracula you chewed
(Drip drip drop, Drippy drip drop)

[Nurse]:
You dope! Your arm's not even severed
I'm so sick of your Boo-Hoos